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Limbaugh/Hannity form Central Conservative Cigar Party–CCCP

Limbaugh and Hannity say they have officially resigned from the GOP ranks and will convene their new political party, the CCCP or Central Conservative Cigar Party.  Story

Undecided Voter Still Undecided

As of today, Thursday November 6, undecided voter Jack Wilson is still undecided.  While trying to reconcile the fact that his mother accuses him of being a procrastinator with the fact the he still can not decide who to vote for, Mr. Wilson is being very deliberate in his decision. Story

Unemployment Lines Surge With Republicans

A day after the general elections in which Americans overwhelmingly voted Republicans out of office, lines at unemployment offices around the country have been swelling with unemployed Republican politicians and their administrative workers.  Story

McCain Wishes For His Own Infofermcial

It is 8:04 pm on the Straight Talk Express, which is parked behind the local TV station's satellite disk. And McCain is fuming white heat at the end of the Obama media-buy-spectacular-in-your-face half-hour which was broadcast on networks CBS, NBC, Fox, and cable outlets MSNBC, Univision, BET and TV One. Story1

Cheney Close To Vice Presidential Library Deal At Undisclosed Location

Washington DC, maybe —Bob Zaguy    Word from an undisclosed source released today is that Vice President Cheney will sign a deal by November 4 to move his closely guarded safe loaded with his official papers to a university that agrees to remain undisclosed. Or any other place that doesn't mind hiding. Story

Wall Street Rejects Short-Term Thinking, Embraces Shorter-Term Thinking

It was champagne and truffles on Wall Street last Monday as the Dow soared almost two whole points during a five minute period between 9:12 and 9:17 AM, EST.  Story

McCain To Outsource US Economy To e-Bay

"We shouldn't be so obsessed with looking backwards all the time, and saying, `Gee, where did those jobs go?' '' , states John McCain. When speaking on the economy he regularly asserts that "…1.3 million people world-wide make a living off e-Bay.''   Story

McCain To Craigslist For White House Jobs

As a result of this reporter's question about what the first 100 days of a McCain presidency might look like, John McCain jumped up and instructed anyone within hearing range to start looking for people to staff the White House.   Story