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American family flees USA for Mexico in search of jobs, better life                  

Phoenix, Az. –  Asking, “What’s so great about  life here” a young Phoenix Arizona man and his family today declared their intention to migrate to Mexico in search of employment and a better life.  Family In Car

In what may be the first of a new trend in reverse immigration Adam Smith, age 30, and his wife Emily, 29 and their two children today announced to their family and relatives that they were going drive across the Mexican border in the upcoming week in search of a better life.  

Having just been laid off from his job in the technology field because it was outsourced to a firm in India and facing foreclosure on their house, Mr. Smith told relatives today in Phoenix that he had heard from a Mexican chef at the local diner that a family of four can live in Mexico for just a few pesos a month.  

Mr. Smith told relatives “The idea of living off the land or waiting on tables for a few pesos a day seems pretty attractive right now.   Since we were home schooling anyway and we just lost our house, what more is there to lose.”

Red Tractor USA recently caught up to Adam Smith as the family was packing up their Chevy Minivan.   Mr. Smith told Red Tractor USA, “For one thing, there are so many Mexicans in this town alone that there have to be job openings in Mexico.  Secondly, the economy sucks here, gas is $3.50 a gallon, we owe $15,000 dollars on our credit card, and no one can afford a house in this country.”

When asked if he new of any other American families migrating to Mexico, Mr. Smith indicated that as far as he knew they would be of the first from his neighborhood. He added  that “I anticipate that this will be a growing trend, especially if our economy sinks further into a recession.”

While Mr. Smith anticipates the possibilities of missing things like electricity and running water, the opportunity to cut overhead and expenses makes a lot of sense. The Smith family also indicated that they have been to Mexico before and realize that though there may be some challenges in their move, the upside is that they can have a roof over their heads and spend minimally on living expenses, both at the same time. 

Another reason for the family's decision to migrate is what they have heard around Phoenix. "People say that almost anyone can drive into Mexico," Adam continued, "since the Mexican and US governments spend all of their time and money patrolling for Mexicans trying to sneak across the boarder into the US."

Cheney's Evicted from Naval Observatory

 WASHINGTON DC, by Bobzaguy - In a rare governmental move, the self-made non-executive Vice President and his wife were summarily evicted from their government-supported residence at the US Naval Observatory in Washington, DC today.
 
When Cheney claimed last week that his office is not part of the executive branch, wheels in the GAO began to spin. Officials there said, referring to the “Plum book” - a directory of office phone numbers/addresses in the government, that Cheney’s statement would “automatically erase him from the listing.”  Dick Cheney Naval Observatory Cont.

 

New George Bush ‘Leave ‘em Behind’ education program

Margaret SpellingsWASHINGTON DC, October 8, 2007 - BobZaguy -Secretary of Education, Margaret Spellings - George Bush’s education adviser in Texas as well as in the White House - was one of the driving forces behind No Child Left Behind, known throughout the Beltway as NCLB.

Now, in a spin of activity to cement her tenure in DOE, she has begun a new college level program to be funded by the federal government. It is called SWAPYTTO (pronounced swap-pito) which is the acronym for “students who aren’t prepared - you toss them overboard”. This is the ultimate George Bush ‘Leave ‘em Behind’ education program and it will be funded by loan money normally given to students who want to, but can’t afford to attend a college or university. Bush Education Program Cont.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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