New York,
Ever wanted to tell your boss to “Bite me”? Well, ask Sam Adams, a recently
unemployed new car salesman. Last week Mr. Adams told the sales manger at the
car dealership where he worked until recently, to “Bite me where the sun don’t
shine”. The result, he was fired.
But Mr.
Adams says that he has no regrets. “I mean the guy was a complete prick. He
would start riding me from the moment I came in the door each day.”
“Bad
economy or not, some times a man has to do what a man has to do.” stated Mr.
Adams.
Mr.
Adams told Red Tractor
USA
that he has fantasized about telling his boss to “Bite me” for a long time, off
and on for several years. But like most people, he never quite had the nerve to
pull the trigger, until last week.
Once
pushed over the edge, Mr. Adams recalled for several years wanting to give his
boss a piece of his mind but always thought the better of it. “I mean, who has
never wanted to say to their boss ‘If I wanted your frickin opinion, I would
ask.’ or ‘Were you born a douche bag or did you just become one?’.” stated Mr.
Adams.
Though
fired from his job Mr. Adams now feels that this was a defining moment in his
life, the day he stood up to the man! Down at the employment office everyone in
the entire office cheered for Mr. Adams when the unemployment officer working
with Mr. Adams could not contain himself and said out loud in amazement, “It
says here you told your boss to ‘Bite me’.”
The
unemployment officer told him, “While it may not make you feel better about
loosing your job, you have some set of stones, if you know what I mean.”
By David Kruk
Saying that he became a
slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills
filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the
drug.
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