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Forget about impeachment, public fires the whole lot

Washington, DC-David Kruk - Fed up with lying, deception, hubris, abuse of presidential powers and blunder after blunder, American citizens today fired the whole Bush administration. The government’s dropping into a bottomless abyss of poor management and the recent uproar over political firings and deceit by Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, all fresh on the heels of the guilty verdict of Scooter Libby, Vice President Cheney’s former chief of staff, seems to have pushed the country over the edge.

Bush Administration Fired

The people of the United States, led by senators and congressmen of both parties, took a page from Donald Trump’s playbook today and said “You’re fired” to George W. Bush and his administration.

Howard Dean, the head of the Democratic Party organized the mass firings from his office in Connecticut. Mr. Dean told Red Tractor USA that “Most Americans were so totally embarrassed by the deceitful governing of the Bush administration that they felt that they had no choice but to fire what is, hands down, the worst Presidential administration ever.”

In an amazing turn of events, Republican conservative Sen. Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania endorsed this historic move. Senator Specter told fellow Republicans gathered at an emergency meeting at an undisclosed hotel that that he no longer had any confidence in President Bush and his administration. Senator Specter added that “This consistent pattern of complete mismanagement, abuse of Presidential powers and an unwillingness to work with Congress made the decision to fire the entire Bush administration necessary.”

When asked about the consequence of firing an entire administration mid term, 2008 Presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton told a crowd gathered in Iowa that the country would be no worse off without a governing administration for two years than we are with the current President.

Senator Clinton suggested that at the moment it Would be rather easy to outsource the jobs of the President and his administration until the next election. Mrs. Clinton said that “Quite frankly, right now just about anyone could run the government better than the Bush Administration and it would be very easy to outsource this function for the short term until the country can hold special elections to elect me the next President of the United States.”

As President Bush’s approval ratings have been hovering around 28% lately, it came as no surprise to the President’s family that he was fired.

Despite his advance age, the name of former President Jimmy Carter has already been floated in many circles as a possible interim President.

 

 

 

 

 

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