Forget
About Impeachment, Public Fires The Whole Lot
Washington, DC - Fed up with lying,
deception, hubris, abuse of presidential powers and blunder after blunder,
American citizens today fired the whole Bush administration. The government’s
dropping into a bottomless abyss of poor management and the recent uproar over
political firings and deceit by Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, all fresh on
the heels of the guilty verdict of Scooter Libby, Vice President Cheney’s former
chief of staff, seems to have pushed the country over the edge.
The people of the United States, led by
senators and congressmen of both parties, took a page from Donald Trump’s
playbook today and said “You’re fired” to George W. Bush and his administration.
Howard Dean, the head of the Democratic Party
organized the mass firings from his office in Connecticut. Mr. Dean told Red
Tractor USA that “Most Americans were so totally embarrassed by the deceitful
governing of the Bush administration that they felt that they had no choice but
to fire what is, hands down, the worst Presidential administration ever.”
In an amazing turn of events, Republican
conservative Sen. Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania endorsed this historic move.
Senator Specter told fellow Republicans gathered at an emergency meeting at an
undisclosed hotel that that he no longer had any confidence in President Bush
and his administration. Senator Specter added that “This consistent pattern of
complete mismanagement, abuse of Presidential powers and an unwillingness to
work with Congress made the decision to fire the entire Bush administration
necessary.”
When asked about the consequence of firing an
entire administration mid term, 2008 Presidential candidate Senator Hillary
Clinton told a crowd gathered in Iowa that the country would be no worse off
without a governing administration for two years than we are with the current
President.
Senator Clinton suggested that at the moment
it Would be rather easy to outsource the jobs of the President and his
administration until the next election. Mrs. Clinton said that “Quite frankly,
right now just about anyone could run the government better than the Bush
Administration and it would be very easy to outsource this function for the
short term until the country can hold special elections to elect me the next
President of the United States.”
As President Bush’s approval ratings have
been hovering around 28% lately, it came as no surprise to the President’s
family that he was fired.
Despite his advance age, the name of former
President Jimmy Carter has already been floated in many circles as a possible
interim President.
By David Kruk
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