Business News
Unemployment Union
Local 641 Goes on Strike
 By
Brian K. White One of the most controversial labor
unions in the nation, the Union of Unemployed Workers, went on strike Wednesday
due to pay and benefit disputes. The union (over ten thousand odd workers
strong) began their strike by taking jobs in several cities throughout the
nation.
James Cameron of Falls City, Washington, began his support of the strike by
taking a job as a mechanic at the nearby Texaco station, stating "I support
unemployment but have to take a job until pay and benefits for the unemployed
improve."
Cameron is not alone in his disdain for labor and pay practices against the
unemployed. Unemployment Union Cont.
Greyhound Applauded for Deterring
Terrorists, Passengers
 By
Brian K. White
The Greyhound
Bus Line felt all the new safety constraints following the events of September
11, 2001, without enjoying any of the benefits of Homeland Security revenue.
Their path towards deterring the threat of terrorism has not been an easy one,
but by deterring all passengers from using their busline, they have been thus
far 100% successful, and for that they are earning highest accolades.
"Greyhound
has never been an ideal way to travel," explains Kim Plaskett, public relations
representative from Greyhound, "but with only a handful of strategic
'improvements' we've been able to avoid not only terrorists, but passengers and
revenue as well."
Greyhound Bus Cont.
Marijuana Bongs Recalled
 San Francisco CA, -
David Kruk –
Bongs-R-Us, the nation’s leading bong manufacturer, today recalled one million
bongs. The reason for the recall: The bong users have reported that they are
not getting high. College students and other marijuana smokers across the
country have flooded the company’s switchboard with calls stating that they have
been failing to achieve a good buzz since they started using the company’s
latest bongs.
Every caller reported
having purchased a Bongs-R-Us bong in 2007 via local head shops or via the
internet. All of the bongs reported have “Bongs-R-Us-2007” inscribed on the
bottom. Marijuana
Bongs Recalled Cont.
College graduate unprepared for unemployment, job layoffs, work related stress and corporate politics
 Any town, NH-David Kruk A Red Tractor USA study of this spring's crop of college graduates has found that this years class of graduates are ill prepared for unemployment, job layoffs, work related stress, and corporate politics.
Britney Collins (Pictured) who recently earned a degree in finance from a prestigious east coast college, fears that she is not fully prepared for what awaits her in the workplace. Britney told Red Tractor USA that while she is as bright and well educated as the next person, she fears that “Graduates from the class of 2006 are totally not prepared for the rude awakening the awaits them”
College Graduate Cont.
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Washington DC, David
Kruk - The
Federal Office of Minimum Living Standards (OMLS) recently concluded a two year,
multi million dollar study of mobile trailer parks. The findings of this study,
outlines how mobile home trailer parks are populated with red necks, trailer
trash. hookers, petty criminals and convicted sex offenders.
Stonecastle, Ohio- Bobzaguy -
