Chinese Chopsticks
Recalled
Bejing, China – In a
rather difficult scenario, China has recalled all of its recently shipped,
disposable wood chopsticks – in excess of 45 billion pairs – the equivalent to
about 25 million trees. China’s governmental food spokesperson, Chiu Ree, said
the problem is centered on the chemical makeup of the lacquer that is applied to
the chopsticks in the finishing process. Lead has been discovered in the paint
and lacquer by the testing body.
Wooden chopsticks are
painted or lacquered to decorate them and make them waterproof. Water soaked
chopsticks become useless when they are limp.
Mr. Chiu stated in a press
conference, “sadly there will be no chopsticks in the near future for Japan and
Korea. These two countries, long our largest customers, will have to make do
with plastic knife and fork. Competing suppliers will probably make a killing.
We will lose our market share.”
Chiu elaborated that “about
one-third of Chinese chopsticks go to Japan and South Korea, while the rest are
used locally. We need to replant our birch forests and that will take a good
amount of time. It will also take some time to find 25 million replacement
trees.”
Some people think that the
Chinese scholar Confucius, a vegetarian who lived from roughly 551 to 479 B.C.,
influenced the development of chopsticks. He believed that knives would remind
people of slaughterhouses and were too violent for use at the table
The Chinese have been using chopsticks for five thousand
years. Japan outlawed the cutting of its local bamboo for disposable chopsticks,
so China was exporting large amounts to Japan. Bamboo is the most common
material. White birch wood is second. Annual Japanese per capita consumption is
over 200 pairs, well over 25 billion pairs annually.
Plastic knife and fork manufacturers are beginning a marketing
campaign to elevate the knife to its rightful place in the dining experience.
They are using the traditional sushi chef’s association, Yu Chop To Eat, to
educate the Japanese public in the use of the knife at the table.
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