Don Rumsfeld's resume as seen on Monster.com
Donald H. Rumsfeld
P.O. Box 911-2001
Washington DC
Professional Objective
Presently seeking a position that utilizes my skills in war-mongering and defense spending and a proven record of leading countries into war and single handily running up the national debt. Looking for positions that require ruthless spin doctoring, blind loyalty to superiors, and an unwillingness to compromise. Also looking to build on strong personal relationships, developed over 44 years as a career bureaucrat in Washington DC.
Employment History
2000 To 2006 Secretary of Defense United States Government Washington Dc.
Responsible for overseeing the United States military. Led country into failed war effort. Partially responsible for death of approximately 3000 servicemen and approximately 20,000 wounded service personnel.
Oversaw a bottomless pit spending policy of 1 trillion dollars for recent war. Responsibilities included the development and administration of a Hand over fist" spending initiative for invasion of a foreign country.
Proven track record of deceit. Excellent ability to tow the company line and back superiors at all cost.
Experience interpreting intelligence reports for political gain.
Proponent of water boarding and other integration techniques required to collect intelligence.
1977 To 2001 Corporate Bigwig and CEO Multiple Companies.
Responsible for corporate turnarounds and lining pockets with hoards of cash.
Oversaw thousands and thousands of employees. Increased discrepancy between pay to corporate executives and regular workers.
Responsible for very healthy profits for the pharmaceutical industry and cost increases for healthcare for average Americans.
1975 To 1977 Secretary of Defense United States Government Washington DC.
Served as 13th U.S. Secretary of Defense. Was the youngest in the history. Fine tuned skills and became a war hawk. Starting developing prop war policy stances and laid ground work for future saber rattling.
1974 To 1975 Chief of Staff - President Ford Washington DC.
1962 To 1970 U.S. House of Representatives WashingtonDC.
Education - Princeton University A.B. 1954.
Military Service U.S. Navy (1954-57)
References - George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
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