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McCain Nailing Jell-O To The Wall

Jell-O public affairs director Carl Mitigaté began his press conference by stating that “Senator McCain has seriously misled mothers and their children in the TV viewing audience last evening during his debate with Senator Obama by using the phrase ‘nailing Jell-O to the wall.’   Story

Minneapolis Bridge To Somewhere

Interstate 35W Bridge in Minneapolis, MN — Yes, you got it right! Gov. Sarah Palin was on the scene for the grand opening of the I35W bridge that really does go somewhere. "It is kind of on the cutting edge. It's wonderful. What a beautiful bridge. It's terrific.  Bridge Full Story

Palin Sarah Barracuda Line Of Lipstick

Alaska Governor and GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin today announced her plan to sell a “Sarah Barracuda” line of lipstick. Full Story

John McCain Denies He Is Looking Old

Senator John McCain, now 72 years, old has denied that he looks any older than any other candidate running for president in 2008. As proof of his youthful looks, he has posted his latest photos on his MySpace website, one of which is featured here at the left.  Full Story

Secret Sedona McCain POW WOW

But secretly on Friday, Sept. 5, RPN McCain actually escorted the Alaskan governor to his northern Arizona ranch compound in Page to do just that – introduce Sarah Palin to the Washington lobbyists, all of whom conveniently work on the McCain-Palin political campaign.  Full Story

Cindy's Convention Back Story

Exel Convention Center St. Paul, MN – Here's the deal, over the final several days over there in St. Paul, Minnesota the nation's presumptuous Republican First Lady v2.0 was followed discretely. We found her quite bored silly and whiling away her time until she could get on her plane and back to life in Phoenix.  Full Story

President McHobo

John S. McCain III has set out to become the world standard for hobodom. How did he begin? , "I put my affairs in order," my friends, "you know, make sure I was square with the world. So I paid off some debts, put a couple of dollars in my rainy day savings account and made a list of my skills and experience.  Full Story

McCain Endorses Bush For 3rd Term  

In a surprise move that might be called a gaff, Senator John McCain announced that he would back George W. Bush for a third term in the White House.  Full Story

McCain Plans Vietnam Campaign Tour

WASHINGTON — Presumptive Republican John McCain announced that in mid- August he will visit his former prison in Vietnam.  Full Story  test  

Cindy McCain: “I Make  Reservations For Dinner”

Phoenix, AZ.   – Reservations are about the only things that Cindy McCain knows how to make for dinner. This revelation and more were recently unearthed by Red Tractor USA after an investigation to learn more... Full Story