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ViagraSaying that he became a slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the drug. Full Story

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Deodorant ManLOS ANGELES, Ca. –  Justin White, 26, was pleased to find that upon waking up and applying copious amounts of Axe deodorant body spray to his hairless upper torso, his day unfolded exactly as depicted in a recent commercial he saw for the product. Full Story

 

American Family Flees USA For Mexico In Search Of Jobs, Better Life                  

Phoenix, Az. –  Asking, “What’s so great about  life here” a young Phoenix Arizona man and his family today declared their intention to migrate to Mexico in search of employment and a better life.  Family In Car

In what may be the first of a new trend in reverse immigration Adam Smith, age 30, and his wife Emily, 29 and their two children today announced to their family and relatives that they were going drive across the Mexican border in the upcoming week in search of a better life.  

Having just been laid off from his job in the technology field because it was outsourced to a firm in India and facing foreclosure on their house, Mr. Smith told relatives today in Phoenix that he had heard from a Mexican chef at the local diner that a family of four can live in Mexico for just a few pesos a month.  

Mr. Smith told relatives “The idea of living off the land or waiting on tables for a few pesos a day seems pretty attractive right now.   Since we were home schooling anyway and we just lost our house, what more is there to lose.”

Red Tractor USA recently caught up to Adam Smith as the family was packing up their Chevy Minivan.   Mr. Smith told Red Tractor USA, “For one thing, there are so many Mexicans in this town alone that there have to be job openings in Mexico.  Secondly, the economy sucks here, gas is $3.50 a gallon, we owe $15,000 dollars on our credit card, and no one can afford a house in this country.”

When asked if he knew of any other American families migrating to Mexico, Mr. Smith indicated that as far as he knew they would be of the first from his neighborhood. He added  that “I anticipate that this will be a growing trend, especially if our economy sinks further into a recession.”

While Mr. Smith anticipates the possibilities of missing things like electricity and running water, the opportunity to cut overhead and expenses makes a lot of sense. The Smith family also indicated that they have been to Mexico before and realize that though there may be some challenges in their move, the upside is that they can have a roof over their heads and spend minimally on living expenses, both at the same time. 

Another reason for the family's decision to migrate is what they have heard around Phoenix. "People say that almost anyone can drive into Mexico," Adam continued, "since the Mexican and US governments spend all of their time and money patrolling for Mexicans trying to sneak across the boarder into the US."

By David Kruk

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Wal-Mart To Trim Payroll: Replaces Employees For The Second Time!

WalmartBentonville, Arkansas-Wal-Mart Corporation today announced a series of cost-cutting moves designed to decrease expenses and improve corporate profits.   In this latest initiative, Wal-Mart executives announced a plan to replace over 4,500 current employees with lower-paid newcomers.   Full Story test

 

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