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Nation Hit By Tons Of Unsold Crap
The proliferation of
unsold crap, which economists say began as early as November of 2007, continues
to affect retailers nationwide as crap that nobody wants piles up on shelves and
warehouse floors. Full
Story
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Superman Obama To Reveal Identity At Inauguration
Superman-Obama, the hero we have
all come to know and love, will at long last reveal his secret identity to the
adoring masses who elected him 44th President of the United States. Full
Story
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Man Tells Boss To “Bite me”, Fired.
New York,
Ever wanted to tell your boss to “Bite me”? Well, ask Sam Adams, a recently
unemployed new car salesman. Full
Story
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Federal Reserve
Closes For Lack Of Interest
In a striking press conference announcement today, the chief spokesman for the
Federal Reserve Bank said that the bank's last day of business will be January 31, 2009. Full Story
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Last Week's News Satire Headlines
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Archaeologists Find Alphabet
Block
British archaeologists at the University of York
in the city of York, have found quite the rare surprise — an unusually
well-preserved children's alphabet block. Full Story
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In a continuing effort to avoid recession, House
leaders and the White House were pleased to announce plans for a new economic
stimulus package that would include a goat, Full Story
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Seven
Sins List Updated
At a
first-ever, live video interactive press conference with the Vatican and Pat
Robertson's Regent University Digital, pre-selected members of the press were
invited to participate ....
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Saying that he became a
slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills
filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the
drug.
