Cut your own hair; trust me.
Call your ex (especially after hours).
Email your boss.
Drive... No, seriously, don't do it dumbass!
Hit on fat chicks, family members and dudes in often poor disguises.
Order Girls Gone Wild.
Drink some more (though very popular).
Harass cops though they clearly deserve it.
Splurge on that long-coveted tattoo.
Pass on the condom with anonymous hotty #4
Floss for the first time in 8 months -- Ouch!
Wrassle other drunks.
Wrassle dudes on coke or speed rather than alcohol.
Check out that timeshare sales pitch.
Participate in philosophical discussions with a cat or dog.
Take anything apart.
Bench 300.
Anything with "Gone Wild" in the name.
Put Skittles where they don't belong.
Drag race a cop sleeper car.
Hit the minibar, however gently.
Lifting contests, specifically of the "not from the knees" variety.
Make commitments.
Proclaim your love to anyone for the "first time."
