Paris Hilton Prison Bitch
Los Angeles-David Kruk- Female prisoners in jails all across the country are bursting
with excitement over the prospect of sharing their prison cell with Paris
Hilton. After a Los Angeles judge ruled last week that Paris Hilton must serve
45 days in jail for violating her probation for driving with out a valid
license, rumors spread quickly throughout the state prison system that some
lucky prisoner would be getting a new cell mate.

Reportedly, most all these prisoners where excited about
one thing, the opportunity to make Paris Hilton their prison bitch for 45 days.
Red Tractor USA was recently granted access to Valley State Penitentiary for
Women located in Chowchilla, California. Reporters interviewed many woman there
and found that most all of them had heard the news about Paris Hilton and that
they all harbored hopes of having the celebrity hotel heiress assigned to their
cell for her 45-day term.
Interviewed in the prison cafeteria, inmate Anne Smith
told Red Tractor USA, “I would love to teach that bitch a thing or two, what
with having a privileged life and all. Most of us a already have a few ideas of
what we’d like to do with her.” Another inmate, who requested that we not use
her name, stated that “The girl obviously craves attention. She would be my
bitch in about a half an hour if she ends up in my cell.”
Today’s conversation around the prison
cafeteria centered on whether or not Paris Hilton had ever been with another
woman. Most of the prisoners shouted out that they wanted to be the first. This
subject has been the fuel of much speculation in the prison since reports
surfaced on the internet in 2003 that the celebrity had appeared in porn movies
with another woman.
Of the female prisoners interviewed , they all agreed on
one thing — If she has not been with another woman before her prison stay, she
will by the time she leaves.
As is stands right now, Paris Hilton has been ordered to
turn herself in by June 15. Her lawyers have vowed to appeal this decision.
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