Government study finds red necks, trailer trash, criminals
and sex offenders live in trailer parks
Washington DC, David
Kruk - The
Federal Office of Minimum Living Standards (OMLS) recently concluded a two year,
multi million dollar study of mobile trailer parks. The findings of this study,
outlines how mobile home trailer parks are populated with red necks, trailer
trash. hookers, petty criminals and convicted sex offenders.
The report published last
month concludes in most cases almost all residents of trailer parks are red
necks. While the report does not indicate how this came to be, it verified that,
on average, seventy-five percent of residents in most trailer parks were poor
white people known as red necks.
Personal interviews,
photos of vehicles with gun racks parked outside trailer homes, and non-working
refrigerators located outside the trailer homes, as well as confederate flag
window blinds were all used as evidence to reach the report’s conclusion.
In addition to red necks, the study cross referenced
arrest records from FBI files with their own findings and concluded that almost
60% of trailer park residents were ex-convicts.
In one trailer park in Florida 50 percent of all
residents were registered sex offenders. Thankfully, that trailer park was for
adults only. The OMLS office study concluded that these registered sex offenders
have ended up in trailer parks because they have no other place left to go.
The Office of Minimum Living Standers was created by
President George Bush after the hurricane Kristina devastated the city of New
Orleans in 2005. The President and his wife Laura were reportedly so shocked by
their first mages of poor people that the President created the Office of
Minimum Living Standards to determine just how many poor American there actually
are and to learn more about how they live.
To reach their conclusion, the Office of Minimum Living
Standards sent workers to trailer parks all across the country for the last two
years and compiled a database of all residents living in trailer parks. Due to
the transient nature of these residents, the Federal researchers had to visit
many of the parks over and over. In many cases the OMLS surveyors found that
local law enforcement officials already had detailed lists of residents in
trailer parks.
Some of the high costs of this study however, were
attributed to the risk and danger associated with field surveying. Many of the
initial field surveyors were criminally assaulted, robed or raped. To complete
the study the government had to increase the salaries of the surveyors in order
to retain the best employees and in other cases pay compensation to employees
who were assaulted on the job.
Red Tractor USA recently visited a trailer park in rural
Michigan to compare findings and found that that indeed the park was stocked
full with red necks. While friendly, most of the trailer park residents that we
met were skeptical of the government report, at least when it came to the sex
offender part. One resident, Bubba Smith, told Red Tractor USA that everyone
around his trailer park minds their own business. Smith stated “I don’t think
anyone here cares much what you do in the privacy of your own mobile home,
though I have been wondering what the deal with those ankle bracelets was.”
An anonymous resident in the trailer park told Red
Tractor USA that “I could have saved the government a lot of money. It does not
take a rocket scientist to tell me that there are bunch of red necks and trailer
trash living here.” |
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