News Satire From Red Tractor USA http://www.redtractor-usa.com Tue, 13 May 2008 07:01:36 -0500 Tue, 13 May 2008 07:00:29 -0500 FeedForAll v2.0 (2.0.2.9) unlicensed version http://www.feedforall.com The Senator glanced at his watch with mounting disgust and began, “Well since the damn plane seems to be late, I guess I can tell you a little about what I am going to do. I am going to announce that I have asked 5’2”, 100 lb. Danica Patrick, the Indy race car driver to be my Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 campaign. You know she has won numerous racing titles around the country. I feel that she will be a grand running mate for me.”  http://www.redtractor-usa.com/Joh_McCain_Running_Mate.htm B61383BE-7982-4498-9FD9-B1B1593436B2 Tue, 13 May 2008 07:00:29 -0500 Study Finds, "Chicks are Psycho" http://www.redtractor-usa.com/Chicks_Are_Psycho.htm%0D%0Ahttp://www.redtractor-usa.com/Chicks_Are_Psycho.htm 1AFF72AA-8967-4C87-8C9E-093F7AF1A5BF Mon, 12 May 2008 10:53:23 -0500 President Bush told a much smaller than usual news conference today that the “spat about global warming has met a successful end, another mission accomplished” for his administration, in his words. http://www.redtractor-usa.com/George_Bush_Global_Warming.htm%0D%0Ahttp://www.redtractor-usa.com/George_Bush_Global_Warming.htm 79DFDE51-F982-4AE0-A32F-21AB29918E95 Mon, 12 May 2008 10:29:23 -0500